1. 20 hours ago  /  637 notes  /  Source: gonnahavealittlefun

  2. Au where Jack Frost is actually the Groundhog

    20 hours ago  /  1 note

  3. Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?

    Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

    2 days ago  /  683,273 notes  /  Source: mylittlebluespaceship

  4. my meals in the summer

    breakfast: 3pm

    dinner: 11pm

    more food: 1am

    midnight snack: 4am

    2 days ago  /  324,248 notes  /  Source: youwish--jellyfish

  5. carpeumbra:

    kittengrin:

    kittengrin:

    carpeumbra:

    kittengrin:

    carpeumbra:

    Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

    50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

    Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

    50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

    50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

    Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

    (via buttercakesandteacafe)

    2 days ago  /  80,749 notes  /  Source: carpeumbra

  6. d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

    d0nn0:

    d0nn0:

    SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

    This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

    (via assbutt-inthe-impiela)

    2 days ago  /  382,705 notes  /  Source: d0nn0

  7. luvyourselfsomeesteem:

    senhoritaugly:

    I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

    I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

    And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

    let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

    (via capturingkrakens)

    2 days ago  /  167,958 notes  /  Source: plantaplanta

  8. gracefullikeagazelle:

    knives-and-pipes:

    upgraders:

    most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

    image there’s a tool for that

    I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

    (via assbutt-inthe-impiela)

    2 days ago  /  349,912 notes  /  Source: upgraders

  9. daddyhole:

    this year i was

    • trash

    next year i hope to be

    • hella trash
    • possibly a trash king ?

    (via hawkeyie)

    2 days ago  /  93,523 notes  /  Source: slimydad

  10. lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

    lukasuka:

    AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

    (via assbutt-inthe-impiela)

    2 days ago  /  315,029 notes

  11. dannerzz:

    my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

    (via crystalbiscuit)

    2 days ago  /  157,792 notes  /  Source: dannerzz

  12. frozen-fractals-all-around:

    a-different-kind-of-royalty:

    If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

    image

    (via crystalbiscuit)

    2 days ago  /  370,535 notes  /  Source: a-different-kind-of-royalty

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  14. 2 days ago  /  145,625 notes  /  Source: rithe

  15. umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

    umbreon-ite:

    Ah yes, the flute

    (via slayerofpimps)

    2 days ago  /  91,825 notes  /  Source: umbreon-ite