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  2. spookutomeme:

    grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    OCTOBER IS TODAY IN SOME PLACES ALREADY

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    1 hour ago  /  506,199 notes  /  Source: mattniskanenseyebrows

  3. scribbleshouse:

    SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION

    He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.

    James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.

    James stands up and walks out of the great hall.

    (via wideeyedintheshadow)

    1 hour ago  /  19,407 notes  /  Source: scribbleshouse

  4. redkiteslongnights:

That house across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church continues to be awesome.

    redkiteslongnights:

    That house across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church continues to be awesome.

    (via wideeyedintheshadow)

    1 hour ago  /  154,196 notes  /  Source: nakdeth

  5. jpnvines:

    社会人の朝 理想vs現実 #hokuto #社会人 〜 ほくぴー

    The morning of a working adult.  Ideal vs reality #hokuto #workingadult 〜 ほくぴー

    The morning of a working adult.

    Ideal:

    Reality: Staying up late is bad-

    (via leviackvrman)

    1 hour ago  /  9,296 notes  /  Source: vine.co

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  7. safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

    safe-behind-bars:

    IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

    (via wideeyedintheshadow)

    1 hour ago  /  616,684 notes

  8. Good news bad news best news

    the-goddamazon:

    aestheticrequiem:

    sparkafterdark:

    The good news:

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     I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

    The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

    The best news:

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    I am the anime now

    Let’s see if this gets the same amount of notes as the pirate coat

    JESUS

    (via calicokitkat)

    1 hour ago  /  198,977 notes  /  Source: sparkafterdark

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  10. whatisitcalledagain:

    fat-grrrl:

    sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

    no

    (via calicokitkat)

    1 hour ago  /  346,580 notes  /  Source: radfemale

  11. hallowkorg:

    happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

    (via i-ran-over-oprah)

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  12. countsassmaster:

    twistedthroughtime:

    lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

    pizza-dome:

    theevermysteriousowl:

    LOSING MY SHIT

    im gunNA VOMIT

    "Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

    (via spookilyhawkward)

    1 hour ago  /  582,309 notes

  13. republicannibal:

    piertotum-locomottor:

    cuteleesi:

    kingbard:

    cuteleesi:

    kingbard:

    water-music:

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    Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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    it’s the cutest cup :3

    i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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    Your cat bowl has nothing on my

    Measuring cups

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    u wanna go

    have a taste of my cat teapot

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    Bro, get a look at my

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    Actual cat

    Biatch please, I have a gang.

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    It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

    (via wideeyedintheshadow)

    1 hour ago  /  506,314 notes  /  Source: water-music

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  15. buckysexual:

    maskedfangirl:

    marvelcolm:

    Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.

    I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!

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    (via wideeyedintheshadow)

    1 hour ago  /  81,186 notes  /  Source: marvelcolm